In order to celebrate the Delhi launch of 'Dork: The Incredible Adventures of Robin 'Einstein' Varghese', I am proud to present The Dork Challenge. An online contest of such CAT-like intensity, that it will have you scratching your head with befuddlement.

Four secret, mysterious questions stand between you and a plethora of gifts.

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Plethora of gifts details:

1. One signed, personalized copy of Dork
2. Hamper of other books from Penguin
3. Gift vouchers to buy books online
4. Mug shot and short bio on Whatay.com (Awesome!)
5. A chance to appear in Book Two (Awesomer!)
6. A very warm, yet platonic, hug from me at the Delhi launch thingie on 15th March. (If you are there. Obviously.)

But how to play this game? How to win fame, fortune and delectable reading material?

Clues are as follows:

1. There are easier way to reach some websites. Serious.ly.
2. To win you could start by reading between the lines.
3. Use Clue 1. Go there. There you will be asked another question. And you will find another code. And then you will fall back on Clue 1 again.
4. Code. Clue 1. And so on. For four codes. (Including the one hidden in this post.)
5. And then a form.
6. Top 3 Delhi people can come to book launch for prizes.
7. Top 2 non-Delhi people will get bountiful couriers.
8. Out of these 5, one picked at random will make cameo appearance in Book Two.
9. ALL CODES ARE GIVEN IN UPPER CASE FOR EASY IDENTIFICATION. but you must always use them in lower case.

But even if you don't win anything, you must still come for the Delhi launch thingie. And hug me.

Details here: Facebook Event Page.

Now kindly go find the code.

P.S. Don't cheat, share codes and tell everyone how to do this. That will merely create mass panic, wholesale plagiarism and system breakdown.

P.P.S. But then the book will go viral. Please tell everyone how to crack this.