Many millions of people participated in The Dork Challenge. (Details in the post below.) They battled with clues most fiendish, questions most devious... all to win prizes most economical. A grand total of 26 people successfully completed the challenge. Of which I have chosen, using the random number generator on Google Docs, the following five winners:

Delhi Winners (Who will receive prizes on Monday at the Delhi book launch event, along with personalized hug):

1. Ashu Mittal (@ashumittal): The stupendously gorgeous Ashu is a photographer and certified expert in Lightroom and Acrobat. According to her Twitter profile.

2. Ashwin (your email starts with the word 'quizzing'): The handsome, valiant Ashwin had this to say in his prize application form: "Bastard. I know you'll pick three chicks." Ashwin as you can see, I have picked three chicks. Muahaha.

3. Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz): Sahil was the first to crack the quiz. He is also the author of the famed, movie review webcomic 'The Vigil Idiot'.

Non-Delhi Winners (Who will receive exactly as above. But the hug will be despatched separately.)

1. Kirtan Acharya, Mumbai, who still has not read the book. Therefore disqualified. Ok not really. Actually you have been disqualified. KIDDING. Oh but you have... No no.

2. Gomathy L, Bangalore, who is a long time Whatay reader and a Dork enthusiast. I am glad, Gomathy, to finally offer you some material reward for your ardent following.

I hope all the winners will be able to somehow cope with the staggering success that has been thrust upon them. You shall all receive individual notifications shortly.